by Stephen Schochet
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Gene Hackman once lamented that the worst thing
about becoming a famous actor is that you lose the ability to observe
people without being noticed yourself. But some performers are so good
at disguises that notoriety is no obstacle. A case in point was John
Barrymore trying to buy his first house in Beverly Hills in 1926.
Frustrated by rising real estate prices due to stars like Tom Mix and
Charlie Chaplin moving into the neighborhood, Barrymore went to look at
a lot dressed as his most famous movie role, Mr. Hyde. The realtor was
taken aback by the long haired, wild eyed, fiendish looking man who got
out of the limo. Every time the broker would suggest a price he was met
by an intimidating growl. Finally he made the sale by lopping twenty
thousand dollars off the initial number.
Barrymore's penchant for
disguises did not end with his home purchase. The actor was often
arrested and locked up for vagrancy, specifically being drunk and going
through his rich neighbor's trash cans to find scraps for his pet
buzzard. His experiences were put to good use when he showed up to a
costume party put on by Marion Davies dressed as a bum. Unfortunately,
his outfit was so authentic he was turned away.
actor will believe that they are turning into the character that they
play. The disguise will give them a confidence they don't have in their
own lives. Before Dustin Hoffman was famous he used to follow movie
producers into bathrooms, wait till they got into the stalls, slide his
head shots underneath the door and run away. He almost blew his audition
for The Graduate (1967) by getting nervous and grabbing Katherine Ross'
breasts during his screen test. The insecure actor became more
comfortable as he got outside his own skin, especially when he played
Dorothy Michaels in Tootsie (1982). Dustin was so convincing as a flirty
southern belle that he actually fooled his uncomfortable Midnight Cowboy
(1969) co-star Jon Voight in New York's Russian Tea Room. Their real
life encounter was later turned into one of the film's funniest scenes.
After the experience was over he didn't want to be Dustin again.
"Maybe there can be a sequel where I give birth."
Another uncertain star, Gregory Peck had his decision making powers
rise up several notches when he played the title role in MacArthur
(1977). Peck's wife Veronique wished to buy a new lot in Holmby Hills
and wanted Greg's approval. Local residents were amazed to see what
looked like Douglas MacArthur chauffeured around in an open convertible,
wearing his full General's Uniform, complete with the pipe and dark
glasses that he was famous for. When he arrived, Veronique began telling
him about the property. After two minutes he interrupted her,"Buy
it!" He saluted, got back in the car, folded his arms and ordered
the driver to move on. Later the former Berkley student said," How
refreshing to have the General's decision making ability, Gregory Peck
would have dithered around for days."
Method actress Kim
Hunter was shocked when she saw her chimp make-up in the mirror for the
first time while playing Dr. Zira in Planet Of The Apes (1968). She
actually started crying. "Oh my God. I'm not Kim anymore. I'm an
ape." After she calmed down she turned in a great performance. The
star of the film Charlton Heston attended the Planet Of The Apes
premiere with his wife Lydia. Rare for a Hollywood leading man, Heston's
marriage has lasted over fifty years without a hint of an extramarital
affair. A strange woman came running up to him. "Chuck, how are
you? Nice to see you." She began hugging him and kissing him.
"Hey, get off me lady," said Heston giving Lydia a bewildered
look. Of course, it was Kim Hunter who Charlton had never seen outside
her ape costume.
Heston and Hunter's Apes co-star Roddy McDowall
kept his humor throughout the make-up ordeal. He loved driving down the
405 freeway in his full ape costume waving at the other cars while stuck
in traffic. Roddy also had fun at the expense of his old friend and
Camelot co-star Julie Andrews. Miss Andrews was working on the Twentieth
Century Fox lot, near where workmen were building the Ape City. One day
she was in her dressing room, agitatedly smoking a cigarette talking to
her analyst on the phone. "My God these people here. I don't know
who to trust. They're all trying to backstab me. Don't tell me I'm
paranoid! Wha? Oh my God there's a giant ape coming through my
Stephen Schochet is the author of Hollywood Stories: Short, Entertaining Anecdotes About the Stars and Legends of the Movies! (isbn 9780963897275)
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